Must be a cross between a pig and a bear!

   And then he shot it with a crossbow, dirty egg thieves, confused? Yeah me too! This movie was horrible, long and drawn out, and utterly totally HORRIBLE. And I don't want to be a film critic but it was just painful to watch.
   So I could not figure it out, this monsters, child goes on a killing rampage half way through the movie, wait no, its the monster's Mother...OH CRAP THIS IS THE WORST MOVIE EVER!
   So bad it made me late on this post.






   Extra Terrestrial Visitors is NOT worth much of anything, it was utterly painful to watch, instead of water boarding Terrorist we should be making them watch this movie, Wait bad idea, its too cruel. 
   What scares me is that am I gonna run into more of this? UGH the HORROR!











The Dreaded PIG BEAR (Labyrinth Lord)
No. Enc.: 2d4 (4d6)
Alignment: Chaotic
Movement: 120' (40')
Armor Class: 5
Hit Dice: 7
Attacks: 2 (Claw/Claw)
Damage: 1d6/1d6
Save: F8
Morale: 7
Hoard Class: None
XP: 280

   Big Bears are the cruel experiment of an extraplanar wizard by the name of Almena. Almena, a servant of madness and chaos, thought the creature would be the key to opening her realm of Chaos and allowing it to spill across the Known World! What Almena did not know was that in crossing the two Known World animals she had merely created a lazy and ravenous eating machine little more concerned with madness and chaos, than what was required to gain its next meal as easily and quickly as possible.
   Pig Bears are moderately intelligent and sometimes enslave gobilns or kobolds to assist in finding them their meals. Pig Bears never use weapons nor do they wear clothes. Pig Bears can not stand the touch of magical items, and ANY magical item used against the Pig Bear does double damage. Pig Bears are very protective of their young and the defense of their young, it is when their young are in danger that a Pig Bear shows any real motivation for anything other than food.
   Pig Bears have the ability to mimic any spell they have seen cast, however, the spell cast by a Pig Bear is a mere illusion that can be easily disbelieved. The shame of its mimicry is easily seen through by Thieves, Elves and Magic-users, while other classes realize the spell is fake only if they vocally suggest it is fake.

ERIC!

Next: Night Fright, no, not Fright Night, Night Fright!